The Friends of the Band
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INTRODUCTION
This is a group of friends that hang out in The Woodlands, TX. We are all living at home because we have failed in life in our variouse ways. We are trying to get over our shortcommings, and become productive people in the world, but so far it doesn't look so good for us.
This page is divided up into 3 sections listed below:
- INTRODUCTION
- THE FRIENDS
- THE STORY
THE FRIENDS
D Nobody
This is D NOBODY he is a senior at the Univeristy of Houston. He just transfered here becasue he was a student at the Jackson School of Geology at the University of Texas at Austin. nobody likes the University of Houston very much, he prefered UT but unfortunatly he had to come home because of money problems (jew). Also, UT is a very challenging university and it is not easy to excell there.
I like to do the following things:
- Build treehouses
- Play tennis
- Scuba Dive
- Pick Locks
- Sing in the Rap Group
- Pretend like im always depressed
- Say "Lets go to the bar"
Ollie
Ollie is the glue that keeps the group together. Hes always there, offering help and support, and never stops smiling. He is my dog, and he doesn't run away like some other dogs.He likes to do the following things:
- Build treehouses
- Do doggy stuff
- Smell other dogs
- Look cute
- Bark really early in the morning
DOC NOCK
My name is Brady. I left UT also to move back to The Woodlands and go to UofH. Instead of going to UofH i decided to just stay at community college and work at Wall-Mart. I love life.I like to do the following things:
- Build treehouses
- Play tennis
- Scuba dive
- Pick Locks
- Pretend to sing in the rap group
- Smoke as many cigaretts as possible
- Loose my phone once or twice a month
- Watch South Park
DT NIG FACE
Hello everyone, my name is David. I moved back to The Woodlands because I tried to live on my own, but coudln't handle it. I just seemed to get introuble all the time and get bad grades. I work at an office and have nice shoes.I like to do the following things:
- Build treehouses
- Get arrested
- Make people laugh
- Ghost ride the whip
- Sing in the rap group
- Make a mess while eating
KING KONG
I am EVAN, I don't really know what I want to do with my life but that is okay becasue i manage to stay out of trouble. Unlike my other friends, I actually have a 2 year degree from a college program (even though it took me four years).I like to do the following things:
- Build treehouses
- Play tennis
- Shoot stuff with guns
- Vote Republican
- Watch other people sing in the rap group
- Pay for the tab at bars
Derek
Hola, miyaamo Derek. I don't have a job; I don't go to school; and I don't even have a car! Thats right, I am every girls dream guy.I like to do the following things:
- Build treehouses
- Play tennis
- Fall asleep after 3 beers
- Pretend like life is going to get better
- Sing in the Rap Group
Brian
Brian is my name, and being tall and good at basketball is my game. I am actually about to graduate from UofH after failing out of school somewhere in Conneticut. My major is in English, which means I probalby wont be able to get a job anywhere, ever.I like to do the following things:
- Watch other people build treehouses
- Roll through the Woods in my Haundia
- "Getting out of here" (even when we have already left every place possible to leave from)
- Being a good landscape light worker
- Not realizing till now that we named a rap group after myself
THE STORY
This story is basically about how 5 up and comming rap stars became friends by default because they were all thrust into similar situations and had similar backgrounds.
It starts off with Derek and Evan, who have no purpose in life. They went to some crazy school in galveston, and after realizing that galveston was worse than many parts of Louisiana, decided to do all this other crazy stuff like move to Clear Lake, TX and then back to The Woodlands. They both now live in the Woodlands and neither of them go to school anymore because after hurricane IKE all of their enrollment records from their crazy school in Gavleston were destroyed and they can't transfer anywhere even though they haven't tried because they are lazy.
Then comes David, who spend one year at UH, but decided that college was actually a place that facilitated going crazy, and so he preceded to do so. He went so crazy that he can no longer attend UH anymore. He now lives in The Woodlands with his loving parents who have a dog name Sam who pees on the floor every time somone other than David or his parents come in to the house.
Next comes Brady and Doug, who decided to spend two years of their lives studying things they really weren't interested in. They waisted their parents money by failing classes, retaking them, and then failing them again. Then even did it again for a third year, although they didnt fail as many classes this time. Now they are no closer to graduating than any of the other group members, even though they have successfully completed 3.5 years of college. Chances are they will get degrees in english and get jobs somewhere in the caribean were life moves slower.
Lastly comes Brian. Little is known about Brian and his strange ways because he likes to keep to himself. Brian has a last name that is also a fish which means that his family is probably made up of ancient fisherman. Brian ended up back in the Woodlands because he also failed out of some private school in one of the origonal northeastern colonies. Brian likes to leave places right at the peak of the fun level, we don't know why he does this, but we are pretty sure it is becasue he is afraid of failure, as we are all so accustomed to.
Together, we make up a group of spoiled middle class male members of society. We contribute much to society in the form of magor alchohol purchases and electronics equipment. Some of us are very skilled individuals, and others of us have motivational problems and work at Wall Mart. 3 of us have been to jail, 2 of us more than once. We look forward to the days when alchohol is genetically engineered without hangovers.
